Roswell could soon be home to its first “premier health-conscious lounge,” according to a website and hiring advert for the incoming business.
Called Anti-Psychiatry, plans call for “top-tier” organic coffees and teas, nutrient-infused beverages, euphoric mood-enhancing elixirs, organic CBD products, and more.
“Anti-Psychiatry — elevate your mind — a health-conscious lounge,” the website says. “At Anti-Psychiatry we continue to trailblaze a path for holistic wellness through the curation of our sacred health-conscious lounge space.”
It hopes to provide a unique and premier lounge space for the community.
A job ad in search of a barista for Anti-Psychiatry reveals that the new lounge will be heading for Roswell and includes some rather specific traits it’s looking for in a team.
“Must be knowledgeable about music, culture, and esoterically funky vibes,” the ad states. Candidates are asked not to apply unless they know about music from artists like Radiohead, Bjork, Mars Volta, and movies like Clockwork Orange, Waking Life, and The Fifth Element.
It’s unclear where Anti-Psychiatry will open exactly as the company’s website and job advert are void of an address, as are its recently-minted articles of incorporation.
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